Voted the worse Kylie Minogue look-alike in 2003, depressed and in a drunken stupor Bob bought a banjo and started swearing at people. So was born Barely Connolly.

Whenever Billy Connolly is riding his three-wheeled chopper in New Zealand and therefore unable to attend the wake of your much hated boss, give us a call instead! 

Available for State funerals, meeting and greeting important foreign dignitaries and the opening of your local pound shop.